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Almighty creator, the ultimate canvasser of all our good works and transgressions,

We implore you now and at the hour of our death to exclude returns transmitted to your server in heaven which reflect the number of times we acted contrary to your commandments, and the number of times we omitted to act in accordance with the Golden Rule;

Instead Omniscient Speaker accept these pre-programmed flashcards that we submit to you which contain the results and tabulations of the countless good works we claim to have done, albeit these results have a wide margin of error and are statistically improbable,

For it is only thru such machinations that we can be proclaimed worthy of a seat in your sacred assembly

Lastly Lord enact this faulty counting procedure solely for our salvation and never during our elections.

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